December 2009
4 posts
How to Look Busy at Work Without Really Working -... →
Facebook Absolutely Demolishing MySpace in the Sex... →
wouldnt it be nice if the nerves didnt also give you the shakes.
November 2009
23 posts
Charley: I’m singing to the Lod.
Me: who?
Charley: The Lod. You know, up in the universe.
Me: the Lord God?
Charley: yeah. the Lod.
The young geeks have money →
“To change one’s life; Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions.”
– (William James)
“For generations, kids couldn’t wait until they reached adulthood so they could...”
– Jim Windolf on Cuteness vanityfair.com (via somethingchanged)
hmmmm... i wonder if anyone is reading this dribble that I put out into cyberspace?
Last night of strat planning last night. drinks after was great.
funny though how everyone really opens up and gets to know each other on the last night and then realises its all over.
There is no minute quite like the last minute.
“A man is speaking to a large conference. He takes the stage and says to the...”
– courtesy of Katie Palmer from The Soup
another advertising wanker » Blog Archive » The Ugly Baby Effect
Mamamia: She tweeted 'I'm having a miscarriage'... →
Yes, there should be some kind of social conduct when it comes to social media.
If we are going to be so “brazen” about it, would you tweet - “OMG, I am doing the biggest poo right now”. No, because people would think you were disgusting.
Total attention grabber.
Girl With a Satchel: GWAS Playlist →
Go Michelle Obama. I like her. She’s real.
October 2009
38 posts
13 eyeballs closer than you've ever seen them →
“Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not...”
– Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
“If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not...”
– Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
“I know what the fuck I know, and you know what the hell you know, and I’ll tell...”
– George Lois
“Marketing has so saturated culture —with people adopting the discourse of...”
– Marginal Utility on culture jamming. (via somethingchanged)
Teenage boys shit me
I think I must be getting old because more and more I dislike teenagers. They annoy me.
They are insolent, uncaring, inconsiderate and rude - well most of the time.
But i think what shits me the most is how cool they think they are.
But i don’t think that it ends there.
What I think annoys me is how cool they think they are when really underneath the baggy clothes and oily pimples...
Massive fail - the anti-social world of social... →
“You only live life once but if you do it right, once is enough.”
– Mae West
“You misunderestimated me.”
– George Bush. How on earth did this man lead America?
“can’t please everyone is the secret of being remarkable”
– Seth Godin
“The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain’t like he knows the cure...”
– Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
I often wonder what part of my childhood made me obsessed with having to make the bed. Not just my bed, all the beds.
I have to make the beds before I leave the house. Not because anyone is looking at them, or is even home for that matter, but if the beds aren’t made, I can’t get on with my day.
“You sure do like to tailgate people… Right, because it’s real...”
– Justin (shitmydadsays) on Twitter
I am always amazed at the fear that you can feel for something so seemingly stupid.
Today I sat and waited for my husbands train to arrive parked in a taxi zone.
Despite its excellent access and clear view to the train station exit, i was the only person violating the law.
And I was shit scared. looking over my shoulder for the cops to take me away.
i wonder if i would have been that...
snuggled up with my little girl fending off the boogie man. never felt so important.